Meet Gus, the floating boy genie, star of our Caption Contest from last week. (He knows when to make a logo bigger, when to add a cat, and when to take the morning off to ski.)
And, now, for our next trick, we present the Valentine’s Day comedown edition. Got a caption?
Jimmy, you give cupcakes a bad name. Pull yourself together.
I know. I feel let down by St Valentine too.
When we’re together, I feel you’re only half there.
Mrs. Claus knew exactly how to get Santa to nibble on her treats.
Sitting at home on her own on Valentine’s Day and now well into her third repeat viewing of Dirty Dancing, Carrie had almost gorged her way through the whole of her Royal wedding cupcake diorama; it was just half of Prince William to go before Princess Eugenie’s time was finally up.
For Valentine’s Day, Cupcake Theatre is proud to present, the greatest love story ever told:
Romeo and Juli-ate.
Sorry
Where’s the rest!?
Better half, yummiest half… Same difference.
Our new cupcakes feature half the calories of the original version and a sleek low profile for sneaky snackers.
How am I supposed to have a Happy Valentine’s Day when I don’t have a mouth so can’t even smile?